| Phuck the Clown | |
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| Biographical information | |
| Other names | John Phuck |
| Titles | The Fiercest Clown in the World |
| Birth | 8 January 1965, Gibsonton, Florida, U.S. |
| Death | 7 May 2013, England |
| Physical description | |
| Species | Human |
| Gender | Male |
| Height | Around 1.55m |
| Eye color | Green |
| Hair color | Yellow |
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Phuck the Clown was one of the most dangerous weapon dealers and murdering psychopaths in recorded history. His origins are unknown, but it is likely that his childhood was very traumatising and painful. Phuck the Clown would often go on killing sprees, while wearing a creepy (and somewhat gay) clown suit. His huge backside was his main ASSet, because he was able to conceal a Bazooka there. Phuck the Clown was an acquaintance of the Rosen family and would frequently offer to supply Michael Rosen's parents with weapons for their numerous killing sprees, however, the known massacres that he was a fan of and at times attempted to imitate were from before his time as a dealer and for reasons unknown to Phuck himself, they refused. He ultimately met his demise at the hands of Michael Rosen, when the latter was unsatisfied with his birthday presents and killed all of the birthday guests. It is unknown why Phuck The Clown did not defend himself. Perhaps he was unable to pull the bazooka out of his ass, though it is speculated that he was afraid of ducks and was paralyzed of fear by the killer ducks in Michael's dungeon.