"I've got big balls,yeah,I've got big balls, and they're bouncy big balls...

Laura Bouncyballs was a famous transvestite and pop singer in the late 60s and early 70s. He/She was present during the The great cafe massacre of 1972 and was killed by an explosion. Not much else is known about this individual, because his/her music was so dreadfull, that all of his/her recordings and photos were burned and therefore erased from history. Rumors say that Laura Bouncyballs managed to escape the massacre and  that the shock of seeing so many people killed gave him/her the power of immortality. Some would even speculate that he/she now goes under the allias J.B.